Stumped

When does a stump become a topless tree?  Is it 6 inches, 12 inches, 2 feet?  Is there some magic, official “stump number” used to determine if the wood qualifies?  I was contemplating this while deer hunting Sunday morning, I found myself seated on an old railroad cross tie behind a dead Sweetgum tree in…

I wonder……

If you eat Banana Pudding at 5:45 in the morning then again at 8:15 followed by another serving at 10:00 is that considered one breakfast?  Or is it breakfast and brunch?  Or maybe breakfast, a snack and THEN brunch?  Or if you eat the same thing each time, in a 4.5 hour block, does it…